let me just tell you that im pretty sure i haven’t written in the third person in ever. i usually write in the second person so i was fighting to change perspectives the whole time.
I wrote some daddy kink BroJade so yeah.
there is some background plot but not really.
shops for groceries
Okay, so at some point Dave learned how to cook because he got tired of Dorito meals (gasP) and he started making food for him and Bro. Then at some point he started making healthy food so that Bro would live longer (the internet scared him into it). But as soon as Dave moved out Bro went right back to junk food and a really poor diet of orange crush and fast food. Tsk. But as soon he got with Jade he found out that Dave wasn’t nearly half as bad as she was. She gets a lot of healthy stuff, and it costs more but it’s supposed to be good for you. tl;dr Jade does the shopping most of the time, and if Bro wants some junk food he has to come. They usually go to stores with samples because Bro gets really excited about free food. They both get samples but Jade usually gives hers to him, heh.
kills the spiders
Jade is very particular about not killing spiders, she sets them free outside. Bro could care less but if he killed one he would feel super guilty because Jade has mad puppy dog eyes that can melt through aloof demeanors. “We need them here!! I would rather have spiders than flies and mosquitos wouldnt you??”
comes home drunk at 3am
They both like to go out and party every now and then?? Usually they dont go out drinking without each other because they get competitive with the drinking and when they stumble out of the taxi and into the apartment building Jade is usually snorting and Bro is trying to stay cool. I feel like they’d try to initiate sexy times on some occasions, but fall asleep as soon as they walked entered the apartment. This is also why they splurged on a big ol comfy couch.
Bro is actually good with this! He didn’t find out he had a knack for breakfast foods until he actually woke up early enough to have breakfast. (he can even heat up his own frozen waffles)
remembers to feed the fish
Jade. For the most part she stopped wearing colorful reminders except for this lame plastic ring Bro got her and this blue one on her pinky that always reminds her to feed the fish.
decorates the apartment
Both of them. There are posters and swords and scrap metal and hybrid smupsquiddles in piles just everywhere
kiss kiss fall in love (translation: they both watch anime and know the openings very well)
falls asleep first
Jade. Bro stays up working on robotic projects but Jade needs to get sleep because she is prone to falling asleep during the day. I mean, she usually helps with the projects but most nights Bro will creep into bed at around 6am and she can somehow sense this and clings to him like dog hair.
just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN
i wish id never signed up to this website
I’m so sneaky~
What the fuck is in the Malik blood? This is insane. Holy geezus…
i’m feeling very attacked right now
wow i forgot why I stopped animating that transofrmation sequence. just animating moving hair is killing me x.x
- That nudity is inherently sexual
- That people should be judged for their personal decisions
- That yelling solves problems
- That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
- That age correlates to importance
- That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
- That the default for someone is straight and cisgender
Kate Moss’ Wedding Dress. Designed by John Galliano. 2011
This is too much for my mortal eyes
is that juno from assassin’s creed
That is definitely juno no one can convince me otherwise
THIS IS IMPORTANT, PLEASE DON’T FEED THESE TREATS TO YOUR DOGS
My mom bought these recently and they have made both of my dogs really sick. She later saw an article online about duck and sweet potato treats made in China(these fit the description) killing dogs and the FDA is doing nothing about it. Apparently over the last few years 600 young, healthy dogs have died after eating these treats and I don’t want anymore to suffer or be killed so please spread the word and don’t let your dogs have these!
This is VERY important! A lot of these animal treats made in China are killing dogs and cats. It’s not that the FDA isn’t doing anything about it, it’s simply that they don’t know why it’s happening.
They are conducting investigation after investigation, but the ingredients used in the food killing dogs (and 10 cats) is used in many different brands and companies that have been shipped, all from overseas. At this rate, a total recall and knowledge of where it’s coming from has proven very difficult. Just recalling one brand in particular will not solve the problem. Please conduct a thorough search about any brand of treats that have been made in China should you pick them up for your pet before you feed it to them. If all else fails, just buy local.
Please PLEASE be aware that this isn’t only happening to dogs, but some cat treats, too!
This may save lives!!
first doodlings of my fan-troll, Scylar.
yeah yeah I know gold bloods arent traditionally seadwellers, leave it alone.
she’s got BarbedWireKind as her specibus, and her favourite human in her session is Vahl, who gave her a jar of paper stars as a present (Vahl loves astronomy, it seemed appropriate). After Vahl gets killed and before she goes God Tier, Scylar creates the STRING OF STARS (HIGH BLOOD TWINE (the purple weapon beneath it) + JAR OF STARS). After Scylar goes God Tier, the stars go from multi-coloured and random to silver/gold/white/black/translucent, shift from one shade to another, and glow white.
I might animate that sometime just for fun
Zodiac Files: Gemini would be more confident if….
- incredibly long crosscountry train ride AU
- police procedural AU
- bookstore AU
- reluctant teammates that save the world together AU
- platonic living together AU
- lawyers AU