To be a man

tornadoesoup:

achillesdflandres:

you don’t need

  • to bind your breasts
  • outie genitals
  • a superiority complex
  • butt hair

you do need

  • to be as swift as a coursing river
  • with all the force of a great typhoon
  • with all the strength of a raging fire
  • mysterious as the dark side of the moon

THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING POST ON THE PLANET

Lots of cosplay progress today

Finished my sash (just before my sewing machine completely sputtered out on me), and made hella progress on my tail (hand-sewed the 2 flukes’ seams, and into the tail w/ elastic bands to keep them alive-ish)

After work tomorrow I’m gonna try and sew the weights to my tail tendrils, and hopefully attach the tendrils I have done (can’t sew the last one cuz again, machine is kaput almost) to the hip frill.

I’ll save Thursday for packing, attaching the hip frill to the tail, and fixing my assassin vest (cuz its falling apart at the seams too)

enterprising-gentleman:

sapphirefiber:

paintedlandscape:

INFMETRY star projector.

I really genuinely want this.

Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

$22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

enterprising-gentleman:

sapphirefiber:

paintedlandscape:

INFMETRY star projector.

I really genuinely want this.

Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

$22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

raptorific:

I can’t wait to be an eccentric old coot

ninecorrupted:

please-dont-judge-me-ducky:

smhbye:

desubunni:

ninecorrupted:

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I always ask:
"did someone do a cover or is this just pitched"
this question haunts me

jesus christ

I would listen to so much more rap if it was sang like this. Hell I would preform it like this with friends in adorable kawaii get up.

shut the fuck up you weebadoo nerd

littleturtleduck:

alsoartsistra:

rinpin:

devinchee:

the-writers-ramblings:

xveritaxx:

Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadwa

NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON

PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON

OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON

I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.

curzon !!

kastiakbc:

tinycartridge:

Link, Isabelle, and more coming to Mario Kart 8 ⊟

What. Not sure if this reveal was accidental, but Nintendo UK’s official site posted listings for two upcoming downloadable content packs for Mario Kart 8.

The Zelda pack, coming this November, includes:

  • 3 Characters: Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Link
  • 4 Vehicles (is that a Blue Falcon from F-Zero?)
  • 8 Courses (including an F-Zero stage!)

The Animal Crossing pack isn’t due until May 2015:

  • 3 Characters: Villager, Isabelle, Dry Bowser
  • 4 Vehicles
  • 8 Courses (an Animal Crossing stage, yay!)

Each pack is priced at £7.00 or the UK, or around $11.60. The listings note, “As a bonus for purchasing both packs - as a bundle or separately - you can get eight different-coloured Yoshis and eight different-coloured Shy Guys that can be used right away.”

BUY Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart 7, upcoming games

OK BUT SERIOUSLY, can you imagine Isabelle’s death stare?

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pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

thecutestofthecute:

If i ever go on random cute animal spams I am not sorry. Especially if it is puppies. Puppies are my life. The floofier the better. I will not back down

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Fluffy puppies are the greatest

larygo:

Congratulations to Benedict and Martin on their Emmy wins

black-quadrant:

do you ever feel like everyone is just sick of you

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